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It aint half hot ..

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An Glasgow man left the rain lashed streets of the city for a holiday in London. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address, he did his best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly minister's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.
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Nice one.
Yes this is the real "Little John" (or it could be "colin whose birthday is the day after mine)

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:rotf:

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So funny

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There's the story about custom-ordered flower wreathes, where the deliveries got mixed up.

The new branch store of a bakery franchise was not happy to get a wreath with a banner "Rest In Peace."

But, the people burying their husband/father liked his wreath even less: Best of Luck in Your New Location

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