For the non topic worthy jokes ;)
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It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub.
It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
Yes this is the real "Little John" (or it could be "colin")
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With the opening in GB of the sports stadiums the increase in hospitalisations has been noticeable, nothing to do with covid, they're all in there with hypothermia.
Children are like Slinkys - not much use for anything, but it always brings a smile to your face when you throw them down the stairs. Chinchilla
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Children are like Slinkys - not much use for anything, but it always brings a smile to your face when you throw them down the stairs. Chinchilla
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Children are like Slinkys - not much use for anything, but it always brings a smile to your face when you throw them down the stairs. Chinchilla
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As an aside, I wonder what Christian Scientists are doing about vaccines? Does auditing keep Covid at bay?
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That reminds me , had a bad dream last night ..
At first I was afraid
Then I was petrified .
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They’re creepy and they’re sleazy
They're handsy and they're squeezy
They'll make you feel uneasy
The Johnson Family
Their privilege is gruesome
With women they seduce em
So best not introduce em
to The Johnson Family
Hands?
Face?
Space!
They're handsy and they're squeezy
They'll make you feel uneasy
The Johnson Family
Their privilege is gruesome
With women they seduce em
So best not introduce em
to The Johnson Family
Hands?
Face?
Space!
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He was right about the hair dryer, though
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