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I have to refrain from certain jokes at home. It's bad enough that I come home full of news and feelings about work at the food plant. (As you know, I sometimes put them out to you folks.)

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From a Chicago radio show host:
Do you know why bagpipers commonly walk as they play?

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They are trying to get away from the noise!

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Personally I find "Merlot" a bit "muddy".
Yes this is the real "Little John" (or it could be "colin whose birthday is the day after mine)

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Funnily enough it’s about the only red wine that I like.

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For some reason or other, and I can't for the life of me understand it, many women I know still find him attractive and trustworthy. Their only argument seems to be, he's better than Corbyn. :head:
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