Would you adam & eve it

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Would you adam & eve it

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Apparently . :shock:


When God created
Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts .
One is the art of peeing standing up .
And then Adam stepped forward and shouted: ME! ME! ME!
I would love it please ... Lord, please, please!
Look, it will make my life substantially easier.
Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her.
Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy.
He ran through the garden of Eden and used it to wet all the trees and
bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand .
Well, he would not stop showing off.
God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God ,
What is the other gift?
God answered , Eve,it's a brain ................................................................................... and it is for you ...!
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How very "New Man", Salem. :rotf:
Yes this is the real "Little John" (or it could be "colin")
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:rotf:
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Love it :rotf:
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She was a brunette then?
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