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It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub.

It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.
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With the opening in GB of the sports stadiums the increase in hospitalisations has been noticeable, nothing to do with covid, they're all in there with hypothermia.
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As an aside, I wonder what Christian Scientists are doing about vaccines? Does auditing keep Covid at bay?
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New prices at the local garage :shock:
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😄
That reminds me , had a bad dream last night ..
At first I was afraid
Then I was petrified .
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They’re creepy and they’re sleazy
They're handsy and they're squeezy
They'll make you feel uneasy
The Johnson Family

Their privilege is gruesome
With women they seduce em
So best not introduce em
to The Johnson Family

Hands?
Face?
Space!
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Beats my sanitary towel slippers even if just for decency :hide:
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He was right about the hair dryer, though
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He sure was.
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