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Appalling that they missed the most renowned one:
Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim’rous beastie,
Children are like Slinkys - not much use for anything, but it always brings a smile to your face when you throw them down the stairs. Chinchilla

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marymary wrote:
May 4th, 2022, 7:57 am
Leigh wrote:
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Wot? No Big Beasties? You have nothing to worry about!
Thankfully we have nothing close to the horrors of Australia.
Mind you the midges would make tourists think twice despite their size .

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:rotf:
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Shame on you Mary! ;)
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