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Yeuk!
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A simple test to find who loves you most -

1. Lock your partner and the dog in the boot of the car.
2. Leave locked in for 1 hour.
3. Open the boot.

Now who is happiest to see you?
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Reports are coming in regarding a problem with the recent poo powered addition to some bus fleets .


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A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
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Like it.

I also came back in on the first page of this thread and to my delight found the pope/muslin m joke from 2010.
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If they decided to preserve the American President for posterity would they use a Barack embalmer?
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There was a young lady from Thrace
Whose corset was too tight to lace
Her mother said "Nelly,
There's more in your belly
Than ever went into your face."
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I like that. Very subtle.
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Just heard on the radio:
Two explorers are making their way through the jungle when they surprise a tiger, one of the explorers pulls a pair of trainers out of his backpack and starts to put them on. The other says "Trainers aren't going to help you outrun a tiger." The other replies "I don't need to outrun the tiger, I need to outrun you."
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Jerry Hall 59 is engaged to Rupert Murdoch 84.
Now to be referred to as Jerry and the pacemaker!!
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That's good!

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