Christmas savings

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Christmas savings

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Nicked (sorry Jacquii.)
PoetJC wrote:Dear Friends,

Please let me know your shoe sizes. Christmas is tight this year. I've learned to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxis to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers, etc.

These slippers are soft and Hygienic; Non-slip grip strips on the soles; Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh; No more bending over to mop up spills; Disposable and biodegradable; Environmentally safe; Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light day, and Get out the Sand Bags.

Happiest of holidays!

J.
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So it didn't give any inspiration for gifts ths year then . :mrgreen:
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On those sites that have the 'targetted' google ads I've been getting ones for chocolate Lillets. :roll:
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......................would they work?................
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Makes a change I suppose from chocolate willies .
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