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A cartographer working for Shell-Mex
Made a list of the ways he'd had sex.
He described with much mirth
Sixty nine (soixante-neuf)
As "The time I tried base over apex."
Children are like Slinkys - not much use for anything, but it always brings a smile to your face when you throw them down the stairs. Chinchilla
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Is that one of yours? Not bad if it is.
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Nah, much too good for me, as is this one:

There was a Carpathian Monk,
Who went to bed in a bunk,
He dreamt that sweet Venus
Was tickling his toe,
And woke up all covered in perspiration.
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From deep in the crypt of St Giles
Came a scream that resounded for miles.
Said the vicar "Good gracious!
Did Brother Ignatius
Forget that the Bishop has piles?"
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Where are these all coming from?
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All over the place.
Children are like Slinkys - not much use for anything, but it always brings a smile to your face when you throw them down the stairs. Chinchilla
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