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Appalling that they missed the most renowned one:
Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim’rous beastie,
Children are like Slinkys - not much use for anything, but it always brings a smile to your face when you throw them down the stairs. Chinchilla
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marymary wrote: May 4th, 2022, 7:57 am
Leigh wrote: May 4th, 2022, 12:15 am Wot? No Big Beasties? You have nothing to worry about!
Thankfully we have nothing close to the horrors of Australia.
Mind you the midges would make tourists think twice despite their size .
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Shame on you Mary! ;)
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Leigh wrote: July 10th, 2022, 1:33 pm Shame on you Mary! ;)
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SRD wrote: March 26th, 2020, 7:56 am I think most parents, at some time or another, rue the day they had kids.
If you had kids for "the day," it would be more like a meal, not an ongoing, life-long event.
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marymary wrote: November 21st, 2021, 12:07 pm 7F57A9AB-474C-4524-BB81-9DCB6C7AA3CF.png
I have education in history, Greek, Hebrew, mathematics, theology, Biblical studies, physics, chemistry, geology, botany, philosophy, and psychology. There are a lot of jokes that I never get to enjoy sharing. :(
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