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Still makes me laugh
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Last night my takeaway was delivered by a man on horseback wearing a suit of armour and carrying a lance. It turns out I had phoned Joust Eat by mistake.
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You joust have to steel yourself for a punfest after that pointed pun!
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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and glue?


You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna...
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Albert Steptoe at the races
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Average day in Greenock

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If you eat this...


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